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Monday, September 26, 2011

Mike's Burger House: Inn and Out Knockoff in Phnom Penh, or Why Globalization Is Awesome

Mike's Burger House
Russian Boulevard, in the Sokimex gas station, Tuol Kork
Phnom Penh, Cambodia




An Inn and Out knock-off in the dark heart of Phnom Penh? Believe it. Cambodian owner "Mike" spent much of his adult life in Los Angeles and developed a taste for the indisputably tasty stylings of Inn and Out Burger in California. Upon returning home to Cambodia, he opened Mike's way out of town, on the way to the airport. Globalization is awesome sometimes.



The restaurant's been moved a little closer to the thick of things, into a Sokimex gas station on Russian Boulevard, but the basic concept - cheap, large unapologetically American cheeseburgers alongside a few other US stalwarts - is unchanged. And man, do my boyfriend and I appreciate it.



Sometimes a cheeseburger with fake cheese, fries, and no weird Asian interpretations of such is what our little expat hearts most desire in the world, and that is what Mike's delivers. Even better, we can actually afford it. Cheeseburgers start at $2.50, a plate of fries so big that me and my comically oversized boyfriend can't finish it is $3.99, and you can finish off with an A&W rootbeer float. Man, I'm almost tearing up over ground meat. There's also a counter of US candy, some US grocery products, and a few other random things on offer.



I find these the best, or at least the most intrinsically comforting burgers in Phnom Penh, for a couple of simple reasons.

1. Fake cheese. Most places serving burgers here use real cheese and that is totally off-point. Fake, melty cheese makes a good fast-food burger. So sue me

2. Real sesame buns. Not sure where Mike sources these wonderful things as I haven't seen them elsewhere in town, but they're good. Also, toasted.

3. Special sauce. I don't care if it's actually ketchup, mayo, and mustard with some pickle juice, or whatever, it is of vast and all-encompassing import.

4. Size. Burgers that are actually American-sized are a true rarity here. Actually, I'm pretty sure these burgers are bigger than Inn and Out's stuff. Also, thick, non-frozen beef patties are always nice, especially in The Country of Suspicious Cow Meat.

5. Plenty of crisp iceberg lettuce and, if you ask for them, grilled onions. Grilled onions always make a cheeseburger better. I can actually show you a scientific equation to prove this if you give me an hour notice.



If you're some kind of Hindu or something, you can get a chicken sandwich, though it is by no means any better for you than a cheeseburger. Cheese, chicken breast, special sauce, grilled onions, green grilled chili and lots of lettuce. Pretty good and simple.



It's pretty damn hard to take a sexy photo of a chili burger without some serious cosmetic alterations, but I tried. The chili burger is a very LA sort of thing (well, according to Californians) and this is a worthy effort, though I will and always shall be kind of a chili snob.



Excellent fries, the finishing touch. Some places have good burgers and distinctly mediocre fries, but you'll still eat there - fries are sort of the finishing touch. I think he hand-makes em', which is all the better. They're salty, crispy, and thin-cut, and Jesus Christ there are a lot of them.

It's a hike out here, which means the clientele is mostly expats, Cambodians with a taste for American food, and a whole bunch of missionaries post-church on Sundays. Sometimes crowded, but seats always open up fast, as is the way of fast food giants. There's even serve-your-own condiments. Man, be still my heart. I love you, Mike's Burger House.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Jazmine Cafe: Meh Vietnamese in New Orleans

Jazmine Cafe
614 S Carrollton Ave
New Orleans, LA 70118
(504) 866-9301


Ah, the Jazmine Cafe. As a Vietnamese food junkie - hardcore - and a Californian, I get a little squirrely when I go more then a couple days without an infusion of fish sauce. The Jazmine Cafe, mediocre as it may be, is located right at Riverbend, inexpensive, and does have fish sauce (if little else.) Thus I'll keep on going despite my vague feeling of disappointment each visit. Yeah, I should probably learn to make my own pho.



Vegetarian spring rolls. These had fried tofu, avocado, rice noodles, cucumber, basil and cilantro, and carrots. Simply okay, and a bit padded out with noodles for my liking. Okay, I know the Traditional Real Way to do spring rolls involves noodles but it's not the way I like them and my preferences obviously override a few gazillion years of Vietnamese history. Duh.



These banh mi were called vegetarian "po boys" on the menu in an attempt to sell a NOLA audience on these luscious Vietnamese sandwiches. Banh mi and po-boys DO have a thing or two in common - I can see it. These veg renditions had carrots, Vietnamese slaw, mayo, fried tofu, and herbs, along with a whole lotta butter. Personally I rather like large quantities of butter but my friend Amanda did not agree.



Tamarind fish soup with tilapia and okra. This was just okay, if plentiful - big old chunks of tilapia were in there, that's for sure. Flavor was good and a bit sweet and sourish, with chunks of fresh pineapple and bean sprouts. I was rather irritated by the fact that the okra were just chucked in there raw - raw is not a good way to eat okra, although the heat of the soup did soften em' up a bit. Hrmph.

My friends ordered the vegetarian sweet heat noodles - sorta like pad thai. Big old portions and a decent spicy-sweet flavor, with tofu, broccoli, and whatnot. The non-veg version has chicken and shrimp and is rather tasty.

The Jazmine Cafe is a decent option for inexpensive and Vietnamese-esque eats near the Tulane campus, but it definitely is not the real-deal or even particularly good. (Except for the grilled tuna salad. Dig that.) However it'll suffice til' I can get up against some REAL pho. *sniffle*

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Nirvana Indian Cuisine: In Which I Am Shown To Be Cheap

Nirvana Indian Cuisine
4308 Magazine St,
New Orleans, LA 70115


Nirvana is the first Indian food I've tried in New Orleans. I learned quite a bit about Indian cuisine and cooking during my interlude in the Sunny Climes, which unfortunately (or fortunately) turned me into a total snob. I can now throw together a curry without even thinking about it, but I also recall (with great pleasure) spending 2 bucks on a delicious two course dinner in Bangalore. I need to get over it.

Nirvana happens to be very close to my house, so my friend Amanda (who is awesome, likes food, and lives near me SCORE) came to meet with me at the restaurant. It's really quite nice inside: an excellent date place as long as you're dating someone who is down with garlic, and you really shouldn't be dating otherwise, should you?

Amanda is a vegetarian, and I happen to be down with the vegetables myself....ignore my past posts about the many subtle pleasures of pork please...so we stuck with the vegetarian bit of the menu. This being an Indian restaurant, it was substantial. All the standard Indian specialities are offered here, along with a couple of chaat dishes and a nice selection of tandoori items, which did look quite nice at the other tables. They even have boti kebab masala, which is one of my very favorite things.




The bhindi masala ($11.95) was spicy. slightly crispy, and really very good: reminded me of the excellent version I get at the Pakistani place near my house. Still, the economist in me railed at spending 11 bucks on a (tasty) dish that I can make in roughly 15 minutes at home for three bucks. I really need to get over this. It was good.



We also tried the mushroom masala ($11.95) which was a tasty, light rendition. Some restaurants figure the word "masala" means they are free to layer on heart-stopping quantities of cream and grease and whatnot on the innocent primary ingredient, which is always very offputting. This was not the case here, and we enjoyed the dish, although it could have been a little more exciting. Portions sizes are also small here, which is kind of irritating when paying premium prices.



Naan was delish and rich. There's a wide variety of interesting naans on the menu which I shall have to sample. We had a fairly non-descript side salad. I managed to get the server to bring me some tamarind imli and some mint chutney and salty pickle, although they had no fruit chutney. Boo. I know the stuff is so very British Empire but damn, it is tasty.

But I shall get off my Thrifty College Student high horse: Nirvana offers a 10 dollar buffet a couple days of week which sounds like an absolute bargain. And I will return for that. I am generally very anti-buffet but Indian food seems to stand up to such treatment better then most. As long as there are not too many profoundly stoned Tulane students in the room to hoover up all the food.

(Tulane students never ever get stoned. This is a known fact and I should not slander my alma mater.)

Amanda and I finished off the evening by wandering a ways down Magazine Street. We spotted a whole lot of tasty looking restaurants and vowed to return. Cafe Rani especially looked promising: an entire menu of items mostly under ten bucks! Healthy food! Interesting food! The economist in me is overjoyed!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Jazmine Cafe: I Kinda Miss California Sometimes

Jazmine Cafe is located in Riverbend, near the famous Camellia Grill (so sue me, haven't tried it.) It's got the usual Vietnamese menu suspects: think pho, vermicelli noodle bowls, spring rolls - and some slightly bizarre interlopers like kimchi and seaweed salad. (What?)



Salads are pretty tasty: standard issue cabbage n' veggie type salads with plenty of fish sauce and fried garlic. At about 8 bucks, they're a refreshing way to hork down lunch, although I wish they used more flavorful chicken instead of rather weak poached stuff. I will try the seared tuna variant in the future.

Went for a visit with a friend the other day and delved into the menu beyond salads.



Spring rolls were up first. These were your typical version: tasty if a bit heavy on the noodles. I had to ask for fish sauce but they did have it on hand, so that's nice.



Next: caramelized shrimp, a pretty classic Vietnamese dish. This version was pretty mediocre compared to the delicousness I can get back home, and what the hell was the pineapple doing in there? The shrimp at least were big and juicy.

We also tried the vermicelli noodle bowl with lemongrass pork, which was also only okay. The pork had a pretty strong lemongrass flavor but definitely was not caramelized with goodness like I expect it to be. A decent rendition but surely phoning it in for those of us who KNOW our Vietnamese cuisine.

The restaurant is quite nice inside and prices are reasonable, although the boba-tea offerings mean a blender is running way too loudly way too often in the main dining area. Still, Jazmine is a decent way for me to get my Vietnamese fix when it must be met (and that happens so often, dangerous fish sauce addict that I am.)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tasty Chinese Food in New Orleans: Thank You, God


5 Happiness
3511 S Carrollton Ave,
New Orleans, LA 70118


New Orleans is unfortunately a Chinese food wasteland - as seem to be most cities not located on the coast, where Chinese immigrants have a market for real-deal Chinese cuisine. Good Chinese food is generally found only where the primary target market is Chinese as well. Still: I'd heard good things about Five Happiness, and I was developing a serious hankering for some Chinese food that needed immediate resolution. I met a friend at Five Happiness who is also a steely-eyed Chinese food critic, and we began our assessment.

The restaurant itself is quite nice: clean, open, and full of lots of wholesome looking types enjoying family dinners. This generally sets off my warning bells as the best Chinese food I know of is generally found in musty and badly-kempt back-rooms that may or may not be frequented by Asian gang members. It's part of the experience, man.

The menu covers all the American Chinese food basics - egg foo young, chow mein, General's Chicken, you know the score - but we were relieved to see some things more reminescent of actual Chinese cuisine....although there were no salt toast shrimp, which seem to me to be an ideal dish for NOLA.

Food came out quickly and efficiently: this is a Chinese restaurant, after all. We began with the Clay Pot of Subgum Bean Curds - braised bean curd sautéed with chicken, shrimp, roasted pork, and assorted vegetables in Sa- Teh sauce. ($13.95) This was a tasty and very Chinese clay pot, made with super fresh and tasty ingredients. Definitely a winner, and (as with all dishes here) more then enough for two meals. Score.

The beef with Black mushroom, snow peas, and bamboo shoots ($10.95) was also tasty and very fresh, although the flavor unfortunately ended up being rather similar to that of the clay pot. I do love me some funky, chewy black fungi.

Finally, one of my favorites: broccoli with crab meat sauce ($9.80.) Although the broccoli wasn't Chinese, this was a winner: plenty of juicy and fresh crab meat cooked to an almost buttery richness, on top of crisp and fresh broccoli. As a big old fan of both broccoli and crustaceans, this is my kind of dish.

Five Happiness seems to be doing a good job of presenting fresh and high quality Chinese food to the not-so-daring local palate, and for that I commend it. Now I'll just have to convince them to start serving salt toast shrimp (heads on please) and we'll be in business.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Mongolia Is Cooler Then You Think


Image from Boundless Journeys

I have had a curious lifelong fascination with Mongolia. Something about the idea of rugged warriors storming innocent villagers on the backs of blood sweating horses caught my young imagination, and the interest hasn't lifed: I still read books on Mongolia, listen to Tuvan throat-singing, and harbor a passionate desire to someday wander the steppes in real living color someday. Perhaps I was a Mongol warrior in a past life and just have a subconscious half-remembered desire to light fire to grass huts, intimidate innocent Polish people (they really did get that far) and wear silly hats. Perhaps.

Mongolia is curiously popular on the dirt bag tourist circuit. While staying in Beijing, I met a truly surprising number of people who had been to Mongolia and had nothing but good things to say about the experience. One guy did have his tent robbed, but he really shouldn't have left all his stuff in it and gone out to toodle around town so NO SYMPATHY. I also recall one gentleman who related an epic tale of hitching from Mongolia to Beijing on 15 bucks and eternal optimism, which leads me to believe Mongol people must be pretty nice indeed.

Certainly I should feel no shame at harboring interest in a land that spawned an empire which eventually subjugated 22% of the earth's total landmass. Mongolia may not have that type of political sway anymore, but it is still inhabited by tough-as-nails people with a unique culture, an interesting animist native religion, and some of the eeriest and most ethereal music on earth. I am afraid they cannot be credited for Mongolian Barbeque - I hear actual Mongol food is pretty damn dismal - but they do have a hand with the barbequed marmot. Perhaps I can do a graduate school dissertation someday on the cuisine of Mongolia. And exactly two people will ever read it.


Fun Facts:


- Although Genghis Khan was Not a Very Nice Chap, the Mongol empire did tolerate a surprising amount of cultural and religious indepence from its vassals. After they burned your city and killed most everyone. After that, they were cool.

-Genghis Khan's son began the Yuan Dynasty in China, which lasted for only 100 years because the Mongol ancestors had become too pussified by Chinese culture to maintain power. This adds credence to my theory that China is actually The Borg.

- Some scholars say that the death toll from the Mongol invasion of basically everything amounted to 40 million. Ouch.

- India's Mughals (you know, those guys who built the Taj Mahal under Shah Jahan) are descended from Genghis Khan.

- Mongolia is not exactly an easy country to get around in (no interstate highways back in the day), meaning that Mongol horsemen would drink small amounts of their horses blood when things got really rough. Yummy.

-Mongolia is the world's most sparsely populated country, with only 2.9 million people in a Very Very Big Landmass. It may be an ideal travel destination for the misanthropic.

-Mongol wrestlers are extremely scantily clad. The story goes that during a big wrestling match many years ago, one competitor was discovered to have been a woman. The male wrestlers were as you may imagine totally mortified and since then, near-nudity has been the way Mongolian wrestlers do. I bet they get chilly.

Mongolian Music is absolutely unique and deserves much more attention then it currently gets. Mongolian and Tuvan music has a deep, dark primeval quality to it that is absolutely bewitching: you can really feel humanity's simultaneous loneliness and exaltation at occupying the big wide open of Mongolia's plains and mountains. And it just sounds cool.

Throat or overtone singing is Mongolia's best known sound - it is really quite impossible to describe what it sounds like, so download some of the mp3s offered below. It sounds completely bizarre and your neighbors may wonder what the hell you are listening to, but this stuff is addictive. And gorgeous in a primitive, fascinating way. By the way, Tuva is a part of the Soviet Union, but shares a cultural identity with Mongolia and Mongol people, and many Tuvans live within Mongolia's borders. So now you know.

Not all Mongolian music is steeped in tradition, of course. If you saw the recent Mongol movie (which was quite good), you might have noticed the interesting rock/throat singing song that played over the ending credits. This kind of fusion music is gaining popularity in Mongolia and the Soviet Union and really does sound awesome. I like Yat-Kha, a Tuvan band that has toured internationally, and does a great job of integrating a rock and punk sound with that eerie throat singing sound. If you think about it, throat singing and the traditional death metal scream aren't that different. Download the mp3s off the website: you won't be sorry.

Monday, February 18, 2008

OZ Again

Oz Korean BBQ
3343 Bradshaw Road Sacramento, CA
95827
916-362-9292




I love Korean food. Some of my earliest and happiest memories involve it: dipping crisp-fried yakimandu into soy sauce full of floating green scallions, chewy strips of spicy squid, fermenting kimchi tossed on top of almost anything. California has proved to be a Korean food afficinados dream: even Sacramento brims with Korean joints, small and fancy, fast-food and grill your own, endless purveyors of kimchi! (Yay!) You can buy kimchi at the grocery store here. I eat it often.

My favorite Korean place here in Sacramento is OZ Korean Barbeque. Located somewhat outside of town, it's a big restaurant in a big edifice of a building, adorned with big scary looking smoke-stacks to let off the smoke - coming from the tabletop grills inside. The entry way is dramatic and rather gorgeous - a brush painter came in to produce a gigantic painting of Tahoe in the Asian style that snakes up the walls. The dining room itself is big, stone and wood paneled, and noisy. Eating Korean food is not a quiet or austere art. It should be done in groups and you should order beer. (OZ is happy to hook you up.)

Panchan or Korean side-dishes appear quickly. The selection changes often, but you'll usually get at least five dishes - expect kimchi, squid strips, seaweed salad, marinated bean sprouts, pickled cabbage and jalapeno, radish, and other such delectables. You're in luck - refills are free and endless. (I ground through three on my last visit. I like kimchi.)

You should sit at a grill-table. It's fun to grill your own meat, and OZ's galbi (marinated short ribs) and bulgogi (marinated beef sirloin) are high quality and delicious. Don't miss the Tokyo X, which is the polite name for marinated pork belly, that fatty and delicious food. You can also get chicken and seafood to grill on the tabletop,but both strike me as unnecessarily healthy.



However, you should also order off the menu, for one needs accompaniments for the orgy of meat you are about to engage in. Japchae, or sauteed glass noodles with beef and vegetables (pictured above) are just plain wonderful - slippery, beefy, easy to eat. Stone Age Bi-Bim-Bap, a dish of sirloin, egg, vegetables, and pickle served over rice in a crackling hot stone bowl is also excellent. The rice caramelizes merrily away at the bottom of the stone vessel, and once you mix up the slightly burned rice with the toppings and the bean paste....perfect.



Don't miss the soup. Korean soup tends to be red hot, literally and figuratively, and filled with delicious silken tofu, vegetables, and the protein of your choice. I love OZ's Korean "cioppino" filled with various unlucky creatures of the sea, floating in a super spicy broth with tofu, garlic, and enoki mushrooms - scrumptious.



Seafood is a winner here. Begin your meal with the seafood pajun, an eggy pancake filled with squid, shrimp and crab along with vegetables, dipped in a sweet soy sauce. Finish with the squid pan fry as pictured above - a burbling cauldron filled with spicy hot bean paste, vegetables, and squid tentacles. It's absolutely addictive and tastes distinct from anything other cuisines might offer.

If you're in the mood for Asian food and are growing increasingly sick of eating Thai food again again again, you owe it to yourself to try Korean food. Experience the wonders of sticky bean paste and glass noodles and grilled beef. Eat some kimchi and be unabashed about the toxic garlic breath you will provoke. OZ serves food that is worth social censure for. (Or bring your friends to eat kimchi with you, and then no one will be bothered. That's a good plan.)

Monday, January 14, 2008

Chada Thai: Yet More Tasty Thai Food on Broadway

Chada Thai Cuisine
1624 Broadway
Sacramento, CA 95818
(916) 444-8909



Chada Thai is located on Broadway here in Sacramento, a productive enclave of cheap ethnic restaurants. There are so many, in fact, that Chada Thai is right next door to another Thai place, which gave me a spot of cognitive dissonance. Are we seeing the California variant on Starbucks assimilation? Will pad thai be the new double-soy-low-fat-mochalatte?

But let us focus on Chada Thai. The restaurant is nice and open with spiffy mirrored walls, although the tiled floor made the interior a bit chilly. Your usual assortment of fake plants and such fills the room. You know that of which I speak if you ever eat Thai food.

The mid-sized but interesting menu contains all the usual Thai favorites, along with a good assortment of yummy Thai salads and quite a few daily specials. I went with the mango shrimp salad, and my friend selected the green curry and a Thai iced tea, which she proclaimed to be tasty (and nice and big as well.)



Before our meal, we were served some okay coconut milk soup. It had a bit of spice to it, but the actual broth was a bit too watery for me, although I enjoyed the tofu bits and bamboo shoots that accompanied it.



My mango shrimp salad was incredibly spicy, just like I'd ordered it, and I was very happy with it. The finely shredded papaya was nice and fresh and the char-grilled shrimp were plump and had a good smoky flavor - unlike the sometimes watery shrimp that often accompany Thai salads. (Also note the pretty bowl. Okay, so I notice junk like that.) My friend also liked her yellow curry with chicken, which was rich with coconut milk and tender chicken meat - and came with a healthy portion of rice.

I'd like to return to Chada Thai soon and try that apparantly famous pumpkin curry - I love pumpkin. Beware of parking, however. Broadway is not exactly an easy place to find a decent and non-flagrantly illegal parking spot.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Shiro Sushi And Hibachi: With A Side of Pedestrian

Shiro Sushi and Hibachi
105 Stockbridge Rd
Great Barrington, MA 01230
(413) 528-1898


Great Barrington has a lot of sushi restaurants. This has always mystified me because as far as I can tell, we are very far away from the ocean indeed. The only conclusion I can make: the Yuppie Factor. Great Barrington has many yuppies, and they all, apparently, enjoy eating raw fish and feeling vaguely adventurous.

So what of Shiro, the Other Japanese Restaurant, playing second fiddle to Bizen?

Shiro is located near The Cove bowling alley and the impressive asian art store, in a rather Denny's-esque building. The interior, however, is quite attractive, and I enjoyed the relaxing ambience the owners have created. I was quickly seated - not an issue, as the place was rather empty at 5:30 on a Saturday.



Shiro offers hibachi along Benihana lines, which means you get to sit at a grill and watch a chef flip shrimp around while handling a distressingly huge knife. Since I was dining alone, I didn't get this.

The menu features your standard Americanize Japanese entrees - teriyaki, udon, tempura, katsu, you know the drill. There's also a variety of sushi rolls and a few reasonably priced lunch entrees, which is one definite advantage over the inflated prices Bizen posts. I wasn't feeling the sushi that night, but I did, however, have an unstoppable desire for seaweed salad ($4.95) and teriyaki salmon ($16.95.)

The salmon came with a rather weak miso soup and the typical half-ass Japanese restaurant salad, although the carrot dressing was pretty good - too bad the shredded greens were boring. The seaweed salad appeared promptly and was a standard but tasty rendition, with the satisfying aqua crunch I've come to associate with the dish. The Diet Coke I ordered arrived in a charming tiny glass bottle, which I rarely see in the USA.



The salmon arrived on a huge and intimidatingly hot platter, served on a bed of onions and rather depressed looking bean sprouts. I also received about two broccoli, and immediately wished for more, as I am a totally unrepentant Broccoli Whore and would happily eat my weight in it. The fish? Eh...not bad. It was a bit overcooked, but the sauce wasn't insipidly sweet or overdone, and I enjoyed the addition of the crunchy, caramelized onions. (But why are they so stingy on the damn vegetables?) Bizen's teriyaki fish? Much better.



Is Shiro a good alternative to Bizen? Maybe. It's much more of a family atmosphere and the prices are lower - but it lacks the cool feeling and the adventurous menu choices that Bizen executes so well. However, if all you want is some simple Japanese food in the area without breaking the bank, Shiro is a decent choice. But is it worth going to for an event, special occasion, or simply for the sake of culinary exploration? No.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

eating in xinjiang

Why is this going here and not the China blog? Well, it's a food post, that I originally threw together for EGullet but thought might work here as well. So here you go.

Our trip to Xinjiang began with the flight from Xi'an to Urumqi. The sand-blasted landscape outside the window was fascinating to me, though I will always remember that moment where my dad said, "Wait, where are we going again?" He's entirely too trusting....



This is the view from the window of our rather luxe hotel. Urumqi reminds me of Salt Lake City in an alternate universe, where the inhabitants of the valley just happened to be Muslim instead of Mormon. In the summer, the air is fresh, clean, and sharp - very much unlike the majority of mainland China. It's a clean city with an impressive amount of energy, and a totally different feel from the Chinese cities I visited - because it isn't really a Chinese city. It's a mishmash of Uighur, Han Chinese, Kazakh, Russian, and probably about 15 other interesting ethnic groups. I loved it immediately.

The Uighur (or Uyghur) people are of Turkic extraction, and don't look anything like the Han Chinese. The majority are Muslim, and they speak their own language and even use their own written script. They want to be independent from mainland China, but lacking a charismatic figurehead like the Dali Lama, they're not having much luck - and the occasional bombing occurring in Urumqi over the matter hasn't helped, allowing the Chinese government to refer to them (unfairly) as "terrorists." I wish them luck. In any case, Urumqi is a quite safe city, and I never felt any particular "vibe" or animosity while I was there - in fact, the entire ambience seemed quite a bit more open and light then I encountered in other Han Chinese cities.

But I digress. This is about food.

Hungry as always when we arrived that evening, our guide directed us to a Uighur restaurant right next door to the Hoi Tak Urumqi hotel where we were staying for our dinner.

The restaurant, as is typical in China, had multiple levels - one fast food oriented, one more about the sit down dining experience. The place was packed with Han, Uyghur, and super-pale Russians, all chowing down on huge plates of mutton, noodles, and vegetables. We were seated, and then had to go through the long and arduous process of ordering - difficult, since our Mandarin was very rusty, and the waiters, of course, didn't speak much English. Thankfully, the glossy menus had pictures - and also thankfully, we're the kind of people that won't mind too much if we end up getting offal.

My dad confused them further by attempting to order a "local" red wine. Locavorism hasn't quite caught on here - it's more a matter of neccesity then something you sit dow and think about. They attempted to foist off a bottle of Great Wall red on us, but dad held his ground, and they rustled up a bottle of wine of Turpan origin. And: after pointing to a variety of items and miming eating, we received these yummy dishes:



This is a spicy mutton and carrot dish, with a delicious, oily sauce. The meat was falling off the bone and took on an almost osso-bucco like character. As you can imagine, this dish was totally irresistible, and my mother had to keep on thumping my dad and I to prevent us from sucking the bones. (We like meat.) You can also see a huge pot of flower tea on the table - it had a very subtle, floral flavor. This stuff is drunk constantly by almost everyone in Xinjiang, usually carried around in very trendy Coleman water bottles.



Continuing the mutton theme (go figure, being in Xinjiang) we have a dish of stir-fried celery root and mutton, with a substantial kick of chili. This was very tasty - sort of like a highly evolved and fresh version of a more usual Chinese stir-fry. I love dry stir-fries like this. If you have good fresh ingredients like these, you don't always need a sauce.



This is a big plate of lamian, the hand pulled noodles that are very common in both Xinjiang and Xi'an. Xinjiang style lamian is a variant on the theme: it's usually a delicious noodle dish comprised of mutton, tomato, cumin, chili, and green pepper, giving it an almost Italian sort of flavor. Communicating that we wanted lamian with meat was surprisingly hard - they were under the impression we just wanted plain noodles. People often order plain noodles to throw into the last remnants of their stir-fried dishes to make them "go" longer. Still, they finally bought out the plate, and we pronounced it yummy - though I would have better versions as the trip went on.

We also ended up with some sort of stir-fried green vegetable, which I of course neglected to photograph. The wine? Surprisingly drinkable.

That evening, we went to Urumqi's main square and watched the massive street gathering that takes place after 11, as the heat of the day dies down. One interesting fact about Xinjiang is that, despite the vast distance, everything runs on Beijing time. This means that people wake up well after the sun has come up, and conversely, stay up much later then you might expect. This becomes especially nice when you're contending with the 115 degree heat of a Xinjiang summer. As we walked around the square, we say that people were eating just about every street food under the sun, from home-made vanilla ice cream to thousand year eggs to rounds of nang bread...but we were stuffed.

Breakfast at the hotel was my first introduction to the absolutely amazing Xinjiang grapes. Our guide informed us we'd come at the right time: the grapes were just becoming ripe, and were at their tartest and juiciest. Was she ever right - I just had a couple of bunches and nothing more for breakfast, and was totally satisfied. Smaller and crunchier then any grapes I've had in the states, they instantly turned me into a huge grape fan. I dream of eating these again, someday.

After breakfast, we drove up to Tian Shan, or the Heavenly Lake - an interesting drive, as we passed through a burning desert filled with Bactrian camels and graveyards, up into a refreshing mountain environment, full of Kazakh herders and gaping Chinese tourists.

On the walk up, I spotted a variety of food stands catering to the healthy summer tourist population. Chinese tourists love to try every single "local" food they can get their hands on, as evidenced by the massive displays of "local" food packaged to take home to the folks that cover every airport.



Here's a nang stand. Our guide bought a couple just baked rounds for us to snack on as we walked up the hill. They were amazingly good - thin, crisp, and chewy, with a slight dusting of salt and sesame seeds. The name implies that they are similar to Indian naan, but this stuff is chewier and a little more robust. I happen to prefer it. It's also the absolute perfect travel food, whether you're traveling in a minibus or on the back of a Bactrian camel.



This is another food stand. Note the hanging lamb (or mutton?) carcass on the left. This is a very common and delicious sight. One thing I love about China is the totally lack of political correctness when it comes to eating and displaying meat. No shame here: we eat meat and we're not particularly morally conflicted about it. Kebabs gotta come from somewhere, after all.



Another impressive carcass. This is where all those delicious cumin drenched kebabs come from. Thanks, sheep!



These gentlemen are whipping up an impressive wok full of pilau, the Uighur version of pilaf (I guess.) Here, it's usually flavored with cumin, carrot, and lots and lots of lamb. It is incredibly good and available almost everywhere. Favorite condiments include shredded carrot salad and runny, tart yogurt. Our guide said people tend to make a lot of the "simpler" kind of pilau at home, although they prefer to go out for the "harder" version. I think this "harder" version also involves saffron.



These rounds were the most common nang shape I found, but I also encountered delicious and yeasty stars, twists, and even bagel-variants throughout my travels. All are delicious and all are worth sampling. I may have to return to do a "nang crawl."



And this is the Heavenly Lake itself. It's very pretty. Especially when viewed while eating nang and kebabs.

We drove down the hill back to Urumqi for lunch, where our guide promised to take us to her favorite pilau joint. We were not disappointed. After driving through a few back neighborhoods, past hordes of men manning kebab stalls and pulling huge rounds of nang out of street side brick ovens, we found this store front.



The restaurant was clean and rather opulent inside, at least by Urumqi standards.



But how about that food? We were started off with a wide variety of side dishes, which were constantly refilled - along with the pilau. Nice.



The carrot salad was yummy, with a sharp, vinegar kick. The yogurt was plain, unflavored, and a bit runny - just perfect when used as a pilau condiment. I wish we could get stuff like this easily in the USA. The watermelon, served with just about everything during an Xinjiang summer, was tasty as well.



And the main attraction! (Sorry for the photo...the restaurant's other patrons were looking at me like I was utterly insane for photographing my food, so I had to move quick.) The rice was sauteed with pine nuts, saffron, and some other flavorings I couldn't identify - but it was smoky, soulful, and rich, one of the most delicious things I ate during my time in China. The mutton chunks were a bit gamy, but I happen to love intensely flavored meats. Heaven. Our driver ate three servings.

Okay, that's all for now. I have a few more photos from Turfan and Urumqi I'll share sometime in the next few days. It was an amazing trip, and I'd definitely recommend taking the plunge and going if you ever get the chance. I don't think there's anywhere else quite like Xinjiang.

Friday, September 28, 2007

The Li Family Restaurant: Imperial Chinese Food

The Li Family Restaurant
Address: No.11, Yangfang hutong, Denei Dajie
Beijing, China





The Li Family Restaurant is a subversive foodie darling. You’ll hear it mentioned whenever you ask what’s good eating on the internet, whether on Chowhound or Egullet or just in casual conversation. “Try the Li Family Restaurant,” someone will say. “It’s imperial dining. Like the French Laundry Chinese style. Nothing else like it.” Run by Li Shanlin, an ex math professor, the restaurant attempts to mirror as closely as possible the kind of high-status eats that the Emperors might have enjoyed in pre revolution times. All menus are set - no ala carte here - and the restaurant supposedly has no employees, using only family members. Reservations are of course required, preferably far in advance.

Not being one to ignore praise like that, we made a reservation. We would eat at the Li Family Restaurant in Beijing.

Getting to the restaurant is an adventure in ourself. Our driver maneuvered our big (by Chinese standards) van down hutong after hutong in the lake district neighborhood the restaurant lurked in, racking up near misses with old women, children, and passing dogs and cats. As we continued onwards, the streets grew smaller, almost pin-prick small, and the pedi-cab drivers passing on both sides looked at us curiously as they squeezed by, captives in hand. And suddenly, the vehicle stopped. “Are we really here?” our guide said, a note of surprise in her face.

We were really there, although the tiny little hutong house we’d stopped in front of certainly didn’t look like much. We shrugged and continued through the alleyway, where we found ourselves in one of those postage stamped-sized but impeccable little courtyards that spring up in profusion in Beijing’s back-alleys.

The slightly sullen waitress led us to a small empty room, put large menus (and a wine list!) into our hands, and retreated. We looked.

The entire menu was prix-fixe, beginning around 60 yuan for the low-level set and around 200ish for the most luxurious. We toyed with going luxe, considering the ridiculously favorable exchange rate, but realized the only difference between the menus: shark fin soup and abalone, along with one lobster dish. We decided to give the endangered species a pass and stuck with the cheap menu.

Cheap, huh? More like “enough food to choke a horse.” Awesome.


Here’s the starters. I’ll attempt to identify them, starting left and going clockwise:



Boiled Eggplant: Yummy, although admittedly I am a huge sucker for eggplant. But yummy.

Mustard Seed Beijing Cabbage: A local speciality...a tasty variant on the usual pickles.

Spicy Chicken: Cold chicken...tasty, but nothing particulalry earthshaking.

Carrot Salad: This is actually a big speciality in Xinjiang, in Western China, and I can see why: it's delicious, with a vinegary, sesame-seed snap. This was a good version. I ate most of it.

Beancurd: This, along with the green variant, were totally delicious and the biggest surprise of the evening. My mom actually proclaimed it one of her favorite things on the trip. It might just be mashed tofu, but it had a buttery, incredible flavor that elevated it far and beyond any other rendition you might have encountered.

(middle) Pickled Celery - Nice, but it is what it is.

Green Beancurd: Very similar in flavor to the brown..in a word, incredible.

Roast Pork: Chilled roast pork, with a delicate, fatty flavor. Pig is always welcome with this crowd. (I'm looking at my North Carolina-raised father here.)

Next began what I will refer to as the Fried Course. As you can infer, this was an excellent part of the meal.



On top is a tasty lotus root cake, fried to perfection. The fried tofu with soy dipping sauce you see below was a surprise: the high quality tofu took on a creamy, paneer-like quality. Totally satisfying.



These ethereal fried scallops on a bed of frizzled seaweed were incredible - light, pillowy, and slightly doughy all at once, with a tasty marine crunch. If only all fried food were this weightless...I'd eat it more often.



These might look like standard issue Chinese fried shrimp, but these elevated the discourse a little. The coating had a bit of sugar on it, which gave it an unusual flavor that I had not expected but certainly appreciated. They were not particularly crispy, with an alluring softness.

Next came a couple of palate cleansers.



This frog and egg porridge was well-prepared, but probably my least favorite dish. I am not an egg person (I have no particular objection to frog) and I didn't bother to finish this.



This light broth of pork belly and cabbage was a nice way to segue from fried food to main courses.



Sweet and sour pork ribs: the greasy spoon Chinese joint dish the way it should be. These were tender, sweet but not too sweet, and would have passed muster in the American South, at least according to the whole hearted approval of my father. I apologize for the really awful photo.



More eggplant! My lucky day! I love Chinese style stewed eggplant, and this was a nice, meaty rendition - eggplant is one reason I might be able to withstand being a vegetarian. The soy sauce and chili flavor was excellently handled.



Lobster - a perennial favorite. This light stirfry with zucchini and edible funghi had an excellent, subtle quality...almost a French delicacy of touch. I loved the meaty, rich quality of the big chunks of lobster meat.



Sweet and Sour Fish - probably my favorite dish of the night. Sweet and sour is always a guilty pleasure, but this expert preparation alleviated some of the shame. The fish was lightly fried and covered in a not too sweet sauce prepared with pineapple, green and red chili, and onion, along with some chunks of egg. I was in food nirvana as I pulled out the cheeks and went to happy work on the jawbone and tiny, stone-white bits of meat hidden in the interior. I looked for something similar to this for the reminder of my time in Beijing...in vain. Dammit.



I believe there is some rule that you cannot escape a fine Beijing restaurant without having Beijing Duck. Which is not such a bad rule. This portion was very small, but certainly adequate for our overstuffed needs. The buttery, decadent meat and skin, wrapped in thin pancakes and covered in hoisin and chunks of scallion, made a great "dessert".

We kicked back a few minutes more and enjoyed ourselves, but this is China and dinner is an in and out affair. And we were stuffed.

The Li Family Restaurant definitely lives up to the hype, at least in our experience. It truly is reminiscent of the level of fine dining you might encounter at restaurants in the states, served with a unique and very Chinese flair. It was wonderful for me to encounter "standby" Chinese dishes done the right way - it was like seeing them for the first time, making their acquaintance all over again. Although the restaurant is tiny, the set back private rooms provide a much more relaxing experience then you might find at the typical Beijing restaurant. The Li Family Restaurant simply must make it onto your gastronomic hit list if you find yourself in Beijing.